Assault Team being assembled

The assault team is being formed. Applications are being accepted, candidates are being interviewed and vetted for a total of thirteen (13) available slots on the team.
Here is a list of the approved members to date:

Name: Uncle Charlie (Jessie's Dad)

Age: Older than the Hills
Background:
Born on a mountain top in New Jersey, the Garden State in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree, summited Pike's Peak when he was only six .
Uncle Charlie (Jessie's Dad), king of the wild frontier

Hiked single-handed through many a stream, till the enemy was whipped and pizza was in the store.
And while he was handlin' this risky chore, he played soccer forever more
Uncle Charlie (Jessie's Dad), the man who knew no fear.


He went off to College and learned to spell, touring the States and Europe as well
Settled in Blairstown, so I heard tell, and he hitched-up to sweet Cindy Belle.
Uncle Charlie (Jessie's Dad), seeing his duty clear.

Now he's home, his soccering is done, and the western march is just begun.So he's packin' his gear for some Colorado fun, and heading out a-grinnin' to follow the sun
Uncle Charlie (Jessie's Dad), leading the assault team on.